Fairfax, VA - Heather Gillespie, a long-time resident of the Fairfax area, is turning 30 on Tuesday the 22nd of June, moving closer than ever to her inevitable death.
Born in 1980 in Fredericksburg, VA, Heather received a Bachelor of Arts in Psychology from George Mason University in 2004. Heather settled for a far inferior companion when she married her long time stalker Joseph Gillespie in February of 2004.
In August 2005 Heather had her first child, a daughter, Abigail. Then in January of 2007 her second child, a son, Jackson was born. Squeezed in late in her silver years was Joshua who came along in May 2009. Before becoming unbelievably old, senile, incontinent, etc; Heather was a devoted mother and wife tirelessly working for the benefit of her eternally grateful family. Heather loved good food and preparing it for her family. She loved socializing and had a wonderful smile that could light up a room.
Her youth is survived by her husband, Joseph and their children, all of whom live in Fairfax, and brought great joy to her sane years.
A memorial service in honor of her dearly departed youth will be held in the form of a SURPRISE PARTY! "Mourning" Casual (all black) attire is required. Please do not bring any gifts or memorial flowers...because she can't take it with her where she's headed.
Friday, June 18th @ 5:30pm
*We know it's short notice,
but all memorial services are sudden, right?
Appropriate Funeral Dinner
& Dessert will be provided.
*Entire Families are Invited*
We'll keep the death talk to a minimum when the kiddos are around.
Born in 1980 in Fredericksburg, VA, Heather received a Bachelor of Arts in Psychology from George Mason University in 2004. Heather settled for a far inferior companion when she married her long time stalker Joseph Gillespie in February of 2004.
In August 2005 Heather had her first child, a daughter, Abigail. Then in January of 2007 her second child, a son, Jackson was born. Squeezed in late in her silver years was Joshua who came along in May 2009. Before becoming unbelievably old, senile, incontinent, etc; Heather was a devoted mother and wife tirelessly working for the benefit of her eternally grateful family. Heather loved good food and preparing it for her family. She loved socializing and had a wonderful smile that could light up a room.
Her youth is survived by her husband, Joseph and their children, all of whom live in Fairfax, and brought great joy to her sane years.
A memorial service in honor of her dearly departed youth will be held in the form of a SURPRISE PARTY! "Mourning" Casual (all black) attire is required. Please do not bring any gifts or memorial flowers...because she can't take it with her where she's headed.
Friday, June 18th @ 5:30pm
*We know it's short notice,
but all memorial services are sudden, right?
Appropriate Funeral Dinner
& Dessert will be provided.
*Entire Families are Invited*
We'll keep the death talk to a minimum when the kiddos are around.
1 comment:
Seriously, I was laughing the entire time reading this post. This was hilarious. Your party looked so fun. I miss you and Cori. I wish I was there........happy belated birthday.
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